Well, you know what, FUCK the Amish. I hate those sons of bitches.
Hey JC, you're just being intolerant of their ass backwards ways. Think so? Let me shed a little light on why I hate the god damned Amish.
1) Puppy Mills: This is mostly where my hatred of the Amish comes from. They treat these animals like livestock only worse. If you want to classify dogs as livestock fine, but treat them better than this:
The bastards are heartless. The female dogs will sit in there cages where they are forced to breed until they die. I've seen a dog rehabilitated because it had never touched grass with it's feet and was terrified. Fuckin sick. I got an email that Wayne Pacelle (the head of the Humane Society) was going to be on Oprah last year to expose these puppy mills so I tuned in. It went a little something like this:
This shit needs to stop.
2) Now that I've settled down a little I'll tell you why else I hate these SOBs. Hypocrisy. Oh, the Amish can't use technology or electricity or anything like that. How about you stop roller skating down the middle of the fucking road on your polyurethane roller blades! Pretty sure you didn't make those in your woodshop Eli. And would it kill you to pose for a picture? Retards think the camera's going to steal their souls.
3) Play by our rules. I'm all about separating church and state. Therefore the Amish better start paying all the same shit I have to. Ex: [edit] The Amish gain exemption from social insurance programs in the United States
In 1965 the United States Congress allowed the Amish to be exempt from the Social Security tax, following a persistent resistance campaign from some Amish who regarded insurance programs as mistrustful of God and therefore against their religious teachings.[43] See 26 U.S.C. § 3127 and 26 U.S.C. § 1402(g) (this exemption also covers Medicare taxes).
So I can be exempt from bullshit Social Security because of religion? Sign me right the fuck up.
4) Get over yourselves. Just let it go. You're not being cool by trying to cling to your ass backward ways. You count on stupid fuckin yuppies to continue to buy your shit. Get your lame ass buggies the hell out of the middle of the road. You shelter the hell out of your kids then let them experience real life before they commit to your ways and they always get fucked up.
In conclusion: Pay your shit and if you're going to live your pious life stop jerking me around. Live it already and get the fuck off the roads that our big ass diesel dump trucks built. And stop breeding dogs like chickens (or worse). Got it Ishmael?
I'd love to drop a big bomb filled with playboys and booze right on Lancaster county.
Oh dude, that makes me sick. Sick to the stomach. I didn't know they didn't have to pay taxes! And I have to agree, what's the point of all your pious living if you treat fellow living beings like this... Sick. sick. sick.
ReplyDeleteThe Amish are the most sickening group of people who claim to be so religious and yet after spending time reading the Bible where it tells man not to abuse animals they go right ahead and torture those dogs and for what??? For their own gain in making money. This is the most sickening bunch of people I have ever heard of. They are one of the largest groups of puppy mill owners. What do you think God is going to say to them when it is there time to leave this earth and they stand before Him after they have spent their lives abusing His dogs that have been given to us to love and care for and not to treat them as though they had no feelings...In this day in this country this is ridiculous!! This sort of neglect should not be happening... It has got to stop now.... If this is how they want to act then let them go back to where they came from and rot there.... I will not buy anything that is raised or made by the amish. I hope they realize soon what the implications for their actions are going to be and then correct them.
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